Happy Birthday, Healthy Twists!
Yes, I started this blog one year ago today. I wasn’t sure what exactly I was doing when I wrote my first post, and sometimes I think I still don’t! But I’ve had some great fun, met some awesome bloggers (both through our blogs and some in real life!), and learned a lot about myself. I am planning on giving it a facelift one of these days…but I won’t get all “Heidi Montag” on you, don’t worry.
For more of a year in Healthy Twists, check out my 2009 recap post.
So, to celebrate and thank my fantastic readers, I wanted to host a little giveaway! I pulled together some of my favorite goodies, and wanted to share some products I’ve been given by some great companies. The items that were given to me are hyperlinked, the ones I bought with my hard-earned cash are not.
- Clif Carrot Cake Bar
- See’s Candy lollipops (chocolate, vanilla, and butterscotch)
- Chuao Choco-pod, 6 pack Modena flavor (I had a coupon from Facebook for these)
- Clif Z Bar, Spooky S’mores
- Larabar, PB&J
- Newman’s Own Organics Mints: ginger, wintergreen, and peppermint
- Justin’s Organic Peanut Butter with Cinnamon single-serve pack
- Jer’s Chocolates Peanut Butter Brittle Bites, Coco Nutty flavor
- Reusable grocery bag from Stonyfield Organic
Want to win? You can have up to three entries! Here are the rules:
- Leave a comment telling me your favorite “little kid” joke. You know, the kind you find on a popsicle stick. Here’s mine: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? NACHO CHEESE. Man, that kills me every time.
- Link back to this comment on your blog, if you have one. Leave another comment telling me that you did.
- Follow me on Twitter and/or (one entry only) Tweet about this contest, with a link. I just changed my Twitter name so now I’m @HealthyTwists!
Open to U.S. and Canada residents only. Giveaway closes at midnight PST on Friday, January 29. I’ll announce the winner this weekend.
Get at it! Oh and also, please check out the Blogger Bake Sale for Haiti tomorrow! Good treats for a great cause.
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Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
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Banana.
Banana Who?
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Banana.
Banana Who?
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Banana.
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Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange (aren’t) you glad i didn’t say banana?
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I love the “Nacho cheese” one, it gets me too! lol
Happy blog anniversary!!
Here’s a good one:
“How did the farmer fix his jeans?”
“With a cabbage patch!”
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Happy 1 Year!! The Nacho Cheese joke was great!! Here’s mine:
“What do you get when a Frenchman throws a hand grenade into your Kitchen?”
“Linoleum Blown-Apart” hehehe
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Hi! I feel bad for this being my first comment on your blog, even though I love it and have been following it recently. Forgive me!
And my favorite kid joke is “What are the two coolest animals on the farm? — Brown chick and brown cow (said like bowchickabowwow)”.
Happy blog birthday!
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Why did the orange stop?
Cuz it ran out of JUICE!
Bwahahhaaaaa!
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Happy Birthday!!! YAY! Not sure if this is considered a joke, but whenever I use to complain to my dad that something hurt..(ex: me in a whiny voice…Dad my finger hurts.) He would say does your face hurt? Because it is killing me! haha! Okay I know this might sound cruel but I laughed every time!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There
Tuba
Tuba Who?
Tuba Toothpaste!
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Tweeted!
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Tweeted! Also..
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yo
Yo who?
Yo momma!
Yeah crappy I know but I couldn’t think of anything else at the moment.
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awww happy one year girl! me too yesterday!
my fav joke is “what did sushi a say to sushi b?” “wasaabiiii”
hahahaha it gets me laughing everytime
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retweeted!
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why did the girl mushroom go out with the boy mushroom?
Because he was FUNGI! (get it? FUN GUY?) hahahaha LOVE IT!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY BLOG BIRTHDAY, HONEY PIE!
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who?
dont cry, it’s just a knock knock joke.
xo.
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What do you call a fairy that farts?!
STINKER BELL!
Looking forward to sending you goodies in the mail!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9.
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LOVE IT!! OK, knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pee
Pee who?
Pee YOU! You stink…haha!
I made that one up
I am following you on twitter, I am posting about this giveaway AND I am tweeting about it! Beat that!
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KNOCK KNOCK..
whose therE?
boo?
boo who?
why are you crying!!?
hehe
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following you on twitter and tweeting!
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Happy 1 Year to your blog!!! Congrats!!!
My favourite little kid joke is the classic:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
I remember the first time I heard that joke. I thought it was genius
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I linked back to your blog on my post ‘Short & Sweet’.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You”neek” up on it!!
How do you catch a tame rabbit??
Tame WAY! You”neek” up on it!!
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When is the time that you know that you need to go to the Dentist?
2:30 (tooth- hurty)
Hahaha
Congrats on the year of blogging
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I am following you on twitter!!
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HappyBlog Birthday!
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
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Happy blog birthday!!
What did the dentist say to the marching band??
Heres a tuba toothpaste
hahaha so dumb
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here’s one i just got from my 6 yr. old daughter
what is a bunny’s favorite music??? (Hip Hop)
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What’s black and white and red all over?
-A newspaper !!!
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Happy Blogiversary!
I miss Chuao!
My joke:
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
(yeah that one works way better out loud than written)
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Awesome giveaway! Here’s my joke: What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee’s hair? — a honey comb
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I follow you on Twitter now as cygirl88!
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The Nacho Cheese is my favourite too
Happy Blog Anniversary!
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I’m sorry, but this one cracks me up. My little cousin told it to me –
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken
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Following you (I’m PreventionRD) and I tweeted!
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 9
lol
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Following on Twitter!!
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Posted on Blog!!!
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LOVE See’s lollipops!
I always loved “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Boo!” “Boo who?” “Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!”
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I follow you on Twitter! @thefitbride
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What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? DAM!
OK OK I heard that from you…
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh…
MOO!
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was IN TENTS.
I’ll stop there.
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Congrats on the year!! I can’t believe it! I should make you a new header as a blogiversary present
My fave joke: Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay?
because then they’d be called bay-gulls! (get it? Bagels?)
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I follow you on twitter @imadedinner
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I love the Fungi joke that someone earlier commented. I heard it for the first time on an overnight hiking trip at summer camp and thought it was so funny!
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What’s black and white with a cherry on top?
A police car!
(Lame I know…but a few of mine were already used!)
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Also tweeeeeted!
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Thank god for twitter, I didn’t realize it’s been so long since I opened Google Reader!!
HAPPY BLOGAVERSARY!! Can I be smug because I’ve been reading you from the beginning? I think I will be anyways
Love ya Hallie!
Oh and the joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive YOU!
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“What do you call a sleep walking nun?…A Roamin’ Catholic!”
Happy Bloagaversary!
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Where to hamsters come from?
Hampsterdam!
I like your blog…
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